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*Magnets not included.
FDR's dog, Fala, was really three dogs. One was a stunt double that wore a bullet-proof coat to protect the president. The other was the stuffed Fala, used for photos. And the third dog peed a lot.
Dick Cheney: International Man of Mystery.
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The first mechanical sperm was created by Bell Labs in '65.
t's also where Superman comes to use the can
Heller Budget: PI, An Quinn Martian Production. Starring Frank Sutton as Heller. Roy Dano as Lou & Unia Mussion as Eleea. Tonight's Episode: Monkeywrench Blues.
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Somewhere down there, Martin Bookspan is wandering thru Lincoln Center. Picking up the empties.
See? I told you I look like a bad ass wearing this hat? Is this the kind of image we want in selling greeting cards?
At last, the Easter Bunny's egg hiding map!
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Gee, our dates are sure taking a lot of time in the mens room?
The only thing he has in the safety deposit box is three baseball cards, a buckeye & an arrowhead.
That's the way my father goes hunting. He sits on top of his truck and picks off anything that moves. Which is bad, since he goes hunting at the Walmart parking lot.
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"Looky here, I'm tired of having a handful a splinters." "Well, quit placing your hand up my ass then."
OoooGee, I wanted to be like Jackson Pollock and make art & they put me into the, "special class".oooOOOO
Katie has been seeing this guy for three weeks now.
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Go Groundskeepers! Whooo Hooo!! Chalk that line!
Ellen cranks up the Lil' Kim and zones out.
I'll make ya a cake with a file in it for you, Garry? Louie, this is a tellers window? Oh, UH... Let me have change for a dollar.
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Too bad there were no skateboarders around back then. Otherwise, this would've been one bitchin' rail slide.
Jimmy wasn't a smart hood. He tried to swipe hubcaps off of bikes.
We have nothing in our cash drawer larger than 150 dollars.

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