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FDR's dog, Fala, was really
three dogs. One was a stunt double that wore a bullet-proof coat to protect
the president. The other was the stuffed Fala, used for photos. And the third
dog peed a lot.
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Dick Cheney: International
Man of Mystery.
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The first mechanical sperm
was created by Bell Labs in '65.
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Heller Budget: PI, An Quinn
Martian Production. Starring Frank Sutton as Heller. Roy Dano as Lou &
Unia Mussion as Eleea. Tonight's Episode: Monkeywrench Blues.
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Somewhere down there, Martin
Bookspan is wandering thru Lincoln Center. Picking up the empties.
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See? I told you I look like
a bad ass wearing this hat? Is this the kind of image we want in selling
greeting cards?
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At last, the Easter Bunny's
egg hiding map!
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Gee, our dates are sure
taking a lot of time in the mens room?
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The only thing he has in
the safety deposit box is three baseball cards, a buckeye & an arrowhead.
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That's the way my father
goes hunting. He sits on top of his truck and picks off anything that moves.
Which is bad, since he goes hunting at the Walmart parking lot.
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"Looky here, I'm tired of
having a handful a splinters." "Well, quit placing your hand up my ass then."
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OoooGee, I wanted to be
like Jackson Pollock and make art & they put me into the, "special class".oooOOOO
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Katie has been seeing this
guy for three weeks now.
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Go Groundskeepers! Whooo
Hooo!! Chalk that line!
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Ellen cranks up the Lil'
Kim and zones out.
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I'll make ya a cake with
a file in it for you, Garry? Louie, this is a tellers window? Oh, UH... Let
me have change for a dollar.
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Too bad there were no skateboarders
around back then. Otherwise, this would've been one bitchin' rail slide.
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Jimmy wasn't a smart hood.
He tried to swipe hubcaps off of bikes.
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We have nothing in our cash
drawer larger than 150 dollars.
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