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carbonbased: |
Beckett: |
| I love you, Sally, but
we only have 14 hours to save the earth! |
I knew this would happen
if the Surgeon General was put in charge of masturbation. |
.oO( And I thought it
was going to suck being thrown into a backwoods jail cell with a bunch of
toothless homos!)Oo. |
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shanky: |
otrfan: |
| This is the part where
Lex Luthor explains his evil plot to nuke the San Andreas Fault... |
"Pope John Paul II ,
Father Guido Sarducci , Reverend Lovejoy and Pope Weird the 1st."
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Sorry Kathy, seven kids
on one swing would just look silly.
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tinaw: |
Eskimo_Spy: |
Welcome to the Countdown
Channel
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Jack Bauer's house?
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Jack Bauer lives here
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Dirigo: |
Agent_Moldy: |
Meanwhile, at Kiefer
Sutherland's house...
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Their all here to get
WEIRD'S MEMOIRS.
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"Tastes great!" "Less
filling!" "Oprah, Uma"...
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rickubis: |
Agent_Moldy: |
"Less filling!" "Tastes
great!"
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Yeah, I bagged that trophy
behind me before some idiot passed a law against shooting aboriginal people
for sport. It's still ok if you eat what you shoot, though.
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It's over.
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rickubis: |
WEIRD_1: |
It's not over until the
*fat* lady sings. The damned UGLY lady can sing all damn night.
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Help me, please! She's
too horny for me to handle!
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<sing>~You can
take Salem out of the country, but you can't take the country out of Salem...~
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Moatas: |
Moatas: |
How Paula Jones described
how Bill Clinton's penis looks like
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Attack of the minitures'
next on Sci-Fi
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Later on the campaign
trail, John Kerry is up-staged by a '62 Rambler
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