I Went To This Wedding. Now, I Don't Know About Where You Live, But In Wisconsin, We Have This Deal During The Reception Dinner Where We Take A Piece Of Silverware And Cling The Coffee up, And Keep Clinging Untill The Newlyweds Stand And Share A Kiss.
Clever Couples Will Offer A Change Of Pace, Where The Groom Will Kiss The Mother Of The Bride, The Best Man Will Kiss All The Bridsmaids, The Flowergirl Will Kiss The Priest. Well, You Get The Idea.
Now, I Will Be The First To Admit That This A Bit Sappy, But I Think It Is Fun To See The Wedding Party Figure Out Who's Turn It Is To Kiss. But The Wedding I Went To Offered A Bit Of A Twist. Instead Of Kissing When We Made Noise With The Coffee Cup, The Bride Asked That We Sing A Song With The Word "Love" In It.
Now, Most Of The People At The Wedding Sang Cute Songs Like The Theme From "Love Boat", Or That Song That Stupid Purple Dinosaur Sings. I, Being The Natural Trouble Maker I Am, Stood Up And Sang, "Rock The Cradle Of Love". My Daughter, Not To Be Outdone, Sang "Love Stinks".
I Think That This Is A Very Bad Idea, Making Your Wedding Guests Sing For A View Of A Kiss So I'm Making A List Of "Anti-Love, Love Songs". If Enough Of Us Sing These Songs, We Can Kill This Trend Before I Have To Sing To Get Waited On At Mc Donalds.