"You have a very qualified wall."

If I drive with my eyes closed, I can kill that squirrel

yeah, then press 1 to destroy the Enterprise or 2 to destroy the Clingon ship, or 3 for both.

"Be on the lookout for Johnny Dangerously, driving a car covered with. bunnies?"

You mean this is NOT the Lunch Room?

NOOOOO!!!! flashback of Mr. Moss's sophmore year Chem class!! The horror!!

Linda Sue, Why did you hide the Easter Eggs in the cow pasture????

Jerry Springer rejects

"Tom, ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?"

Failed Starbukcs (tm) flavore: Spider Mocha

I've seen better rooms at a two dollar an hour whorehouse

stopping for the fixens for roadkill stew...