I just can't argue with you anymore! It's like talking to a wall!

Hey, just hold on, Mister. I don't want any more of your lip. Understand?

"Hello, this is Mort Perkins reporting for Channel 6 news. I am on the Medford High school bus, where I will be interviewing fat kids who eat paste!"

She has killer legs!

How do you like my invention? It's an automatic finger puller

*snicker* Oh this camerman must be the best cameraman money can buy! Lookit the perfect-in-every-way shot?...must be his first and last..*snickers*

Ya see that guy on the right? He is already camping out in front of the theater so that he can be the very first to get tickets for "Episode 2"

Gallent is always well-groomed. Goofus uses lots of quicklime

Mr. Peanut was found drunk on the beach..

Sir GaWayne: "Sir Lancelot has a good point, gentlemen..."... Camelot 1999

"well, with my 6th grade educashun, I'd like to be a double naught spy"