"Can I have spam, spam, spam spam, baked
beans, spam, spam spam and spam?"
"No - the baked beans are off!"
"Ok, can I have spam in place of the baked beans then?"
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| (voiceover) Though it was popular for nose bobs in England,
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Is it live, Memorex, or HDTV?! | "Sir, I do insist that you give me your car keys - you
can't drink and drive too!" |
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| "I got the Idea from screening Terri Gilliam's BRAZIL about 30 times in 48 hours, with no sleep -- how does it look?" | I don't think that this qualifies you to be STRAW men,
Gen..... You'd all fail the Scarecrow tests immediately. |
"Fantasy Baseball Camp" really takes on a WHOLE NEW MEANING
here...*shudders* |
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"Can I have spam, spam, spam spam, baked
beans, spam, spam spam and spam?" |
"I now knight you Earl of Dunderhead, Knight of Idiocy
and Duke of ... errr, what was that last title again?" |
"Oh come on baby, pull my trigger -- you know you want
to!! Did you like it, was it good for you too?" |
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| "Hey, I've got a great job, I work with a great bunch
of guys and we're always playing practical jokes on each other. But I know
that it will grow back, right guys? *laughs nervously* Guys?!" |
Quick, somebody perform the Hiney-Lick Maneuver on this
poor soul! |
Is this chili HOT, or is it just me? |
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| They're running because they discovered they were wearing
the same shoes to Saturday's Party! |
(kid)"What are we wearing? Well, mom's got her white
hooker dress on with no underwear and Uncle Bob here is sporting the fashionably
out of date sport look - what? Dad's in the Slammer, why?" |
"You just *know* that, after a few beers, this will start
to look *GOOD*" |
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| At least they seem to have their heads on straight... |
And right on time comes "Marching Band lady," our local
street resident - you can practically set your clock by her marching down
the street - and people take bets every day to see when her top will fall
off... |
Oooooh, Manu Pluton has *really* let himself go! |
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| Mr. and Mrs. Smith had been to some therapy for their
sex life and were told that an active fantasy would help stimulate their
sex life a bit. I don't think they understood quite what "active fantasy"
meant, though... |
Ok, the Post-Apocalyptic Fashion Police all *KNOW* that
red shoes do not go with a crinoline skirt! |
"It's Shake & Bake Monster Mash - and I helped!"
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