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How Tom Baker eats a Reeses.
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I'd hate to see what being ridden out on a rail would
look like, after being given the boot....
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"This week, on Spelunking for Beginners, we take on the
Mini-Me with our dear friend and Professional Spelunker, Mrs. Brown. She
specializes in Floating.... we won't go there."
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(off-camera Newscaster Voice)"Today in the news there
was a mass Schlitz migration, as thousands upon thousands of bottles swept
through downtown Milwaukee and into the nearest lake to head to God only
knows where; here you see a few of the bottles gasping in terror as one
of their brethren are consumed..."
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[Singing]o/`normal view, Normal View, NORMAL VIEW, NORMALLL
VIEEEWWWWW.....`\o
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This is how ghosts are REALLY made... or
what happens when you lick too many of the middles of Oreo Cookies!
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Alright, none of that horsing around - get Horse out
of the hole and let's go home!
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Here, you can see locals protesting the latest in yuppie
icons - Starbucks - giving them the wrong kinds of drinks. "I asked for
a MOCHA, not a MOHAWK!"
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And Madonna remakes herself yet AGAIN, in a rather grotesque
Hellraiser-esque fashion.
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"So, when you had your breast implant, they added a coaster
for you?""Yessm, they sure did! Much
handier now!"
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Now we know where Auntie Grizelda got her Hair, Makeup
and Jewelry Tips from...
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Um, someone needs to tell them that their sunblock isn't
working... or we need to adjust the color balance in our computers!
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"Hukked on Fonix werked four me!"
(Director, VO) "Mr. Smith, wrong ad... This is for Viagra - you know, 'enhance
your sex life for pennies a day?'"
"*What* sex life?"
(Director, VO) *sigh* "Never mind!"
"Can I keep the pennies?"
(Director, VO) "Yes, Mr Smith, that's how we're paying you. You can go now."
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What Gandalf the White and Samwise Gamgee do when they
aren't chasing after a bloody-awful ring
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"Help - I've fallen and I can't get up!"
911 dispatch: Are you having an emergency sir? Is it a heart attack?
"It's an emergency all right - dad's got me in a sleeper hold and won't
let go!"
911: Sir, your father is a redneck - that does not meet the criteria for
emergency. Don't call again!
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And the whole town turned out to see the "Badger, Badger,
Badger, Mushroom, Snake" Contingent pass through town for their annual parade.
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He's looking for the Golden Ticket, and a chance to visit
the enigmatic Col. Sanders McNugget Factory for a tour with the Colonel
and his assistant, Mayor McCheese.
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"Chia Head" taken to extremes here.
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Wow, Gary Coleman's career has really shrunk to a new
low.... It's a shame, really. I'll bet he rides tall in the saddle, though!
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"It was Confucius who first coined the phrase 'with 12
you get egg roll'!"
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