In Living Memory


In Memorium To Widget
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"My favorite scary movie? Lucille Ball in 'Mame'! Why do ya...hello?"

"My God! I've been chewing my fingernails! Now a WHOLE HAND's gonna grow inside me!" "Y'know...they say that fresh human viscera tastes just like chicken!"

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"Everything I know about mad science and tampering in God's domain, I learned at DeVry!" "Well ma'am, I woulda operated on ya sooner, but I didn't have the 'patients'! HA-HAH!!! Gimme another shot o' that anesthetic, nurse..." "In other news...an alien leech has entered my inner ear and is sucking out my pineal juice...now on to the lighter side of the news.."
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(y'know what's sad--all this forest is now a wal-mart!)

Send complaints to... well, you know. "Did you know Nostradamus predicted that the world would end in 3 waves? And the first was the cancellation of MST3K?"
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Mystic_Cobra: 144b: Annakie7:
"Tell me sir, just what do you think TASTIEST part of the human body is? (an old widget joke!... R.I.P. buddy!! we miss ya!) To Widget Who knows, I think Widget is around here somewhere...kicking the screengrabber, knocking off Shatner's toupee with a "gust of wind", eating the last donut...

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